Ryan Gosling Gets Restraining Order Against His "Twin Soul"

According to court documents obtained by E! News, actor and new father Ryan Gosling filed a temporary restraining order yesterday against a 34-year-old woman claiming to be his "twin soul." In the docs, Gosling says Grace Marie Del Villar has "harassed and stalked and sought to have personal contact with" his family. » 11/21/14 1:45pm Friday 1:45pm

Thanksgiving Recipe: Gwyneth Paltrow Slapping Martha Stewart In the Face

Martha Stewart, the seasoned, meticulous lifestyle expert who once spent five months in jail for lying to federal investigators, does not appreciate human Pilates machine Gwyneth Paltrow's contributions to the lifestyle expert economy. In September, she told Gwyn to "be quiet" and stick to acting. » 11/21/14 8:45am Friday 8:45am

Cosby to AP Reporter: "If You Want to Be Serious," Delete Rape Question

On November 6, the Associated Press interviewed Bill Cosby and his wife Camille about an art exhibit in D.C. When the reporter asked Cosby about the multiple rape accusations against him (brought up onstage by comedian Hannibal Buress), Cosby issued a "no comment" and tried to bully the reporter into "scuttling" the… » 11/20/14 10:20am Thursday 10:20am

Can Someone Please Get Kylie Jenner a Fake ID

This is going to be really upsetting to read, but: Kylie Jenner, the 17-year-old sister of Kim Kardashian, has been banned from a club. Why? Because she was trying to enter said club without legal identification proving that she is 21 years or older. Somebody get this girl a fake ID! Let Kylie party, jesus!!! » 11/19/14 3:46pm Wednesday 3:46pm

Elementary School Teacher Arrested for Sending Student "Sexual" Photos

Here's something depressing: teacher-student racy photo scandals are no longer limited to high school. A 28-year-old fifth grade teacher in Florida was arrested yesterday after allegedly sending sexual photos to a student at her school—so, a child under the age of 12—via the messaging app Kik. » 11/19/14 1:38pm Wednesday 1:38pm

FKA Twigs: Fucking Robert Pattinson Worth It Despite 14-Year-Old Haters

You may have heard, but: critically-acclaimed avant garde British singer FKA Twigs is dating Twilight teen idol Robert Pattinson. He must be a fucking excellent boyfriend, because Twigs says the "positivity" she gets from R-Patz makes all the racist bullshit she gets from teen Twitter trolls "very worth it." » 11/19/14 11:37am Wednesday 11:37am

Anna Wintour Used Kim and Kanye to Get People Talking About Vogue

Remember that dark period in history when editor Anna Wintour dared to put Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the cover of Vogue (last April)? She confesses now that she did so to get people talking about Vogue. Imagine that. » 11/19/14 10:11am Wednesday 10:11am

Arizona Frat Suspended After Allegedly Assaulting Members of Jewish Frat

University of Arizona's famed Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter—you know, the one that reportedly drugged Johnny Knoxville—has allegedly continued its pattern of misconduct by assaulting members of Alpha Epsilon Pi, the Jewish frat on campus. » 11/18/14 4:25pm Tuesday 4:25pm

Mean Comments Don't Count If You Only Retweet Them on Vanderpump Rules

Last night on Vanderpump Rules, Lisa Vanderpump wanted us to care about the launch of her sexxxxy swanky new restaurant PUMP in Beverly Hills, but all the drama centered around a cable box in her servers' shitty Valley apartment. And, of course, Twitter. » 11/18/14 3:17pm Tuesday 3:17pm

George and Amal Clooney Probably Can't Adopt a Baby From Syria

American actor George Clooney and his new wife, British human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin Clooney, are reportedly looking to adopt a baby. Not just any baby, however—one from a "war-torn country," according to reports from Woman's Day and the Daily Mail. » 11/18/14 11:44am Tuesday 11:44am

Kim Kardashian on Naked Ass Photos: "I Feel Really Good About Myself"

Not sure if you've seen these, but uh, Kim Kardashian has some nude photos in Paper magazine this month. And unlike the last time she posed nude for a cover, Kim's actually happy with the result. "It made me feel confident and really good about myself," she said yesterday. » 11/18/14 10:05am Tuesday 10:05am

One Direction Fans Pissed After Matt Lauer Suggests Zayn Is On Drugs

You do not ask if Zayn is on drugs. This is the chorus of One Direction's tween Twitter fans, who are absolutely outraged that Today's Matt Lauer would even think of doing such a thing. But after boy band member Zayn Malik bailed on One Direction's album release show for a "tummy bug," Matt had some questions for the… » 11/18/14 9:00am Tuesday 9:00am

Amanda Bynes Apologizes After Threatening to Murder Her Parents

Amanda Bynes released an apologetic statement through a lawyer today, after recordings of her threatening to murder her family leaked online. "I'm sorry I trusted people who clearly were not my friends and capitalized on my illness," she said. "I am doing my best to get better." » 11/17/14 2:35pm 11/17/14 2:35pm