500 Days of Kristin, Day 7: She Has No Regrets

It's Sunday, and there are 493 days until Kristin Cavallari's book drops, and maybe today you are just taking some time to yourself to reflect on the week past. Maybe you're even repenting for your sins. Kristin's not. In a recent interview posted to her eponymous app, she proclaimed, "I don't really have any regrets… » 2/01/15 1:00pm Today 1:00pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 6: Kristin's Favorite App Is the Kristin App

There are still 494 days until Kristin Cavallari's first book, Balancing on Heels, drops. So what will you read today, on a boring Saturday so far in the distant past, instead? Kristin has a recommendation. When asked in an interview with DWNLD, an app-making company, what her favorite app is, Kristin responded: "I… » 1/31/15 10:00am Yesterday 10:00am

Heidi Montag's Dad Arrested for Child Sex Abuse and Incest

The Hills star Heidi Montag's dad, Bill Montag, was arrested and charged with child sex abuse and incest in Aspen, Colorado last night. According to TMZ and local outlet KUSA, Bill is accused of abusing a girl over 50 times beginning in 1993 when she was 13 years old. The abuse allegedly continued until she was 17. » 1/30/15 6:47pm Friday 6:47pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 5: "It's Refreshing" That She's So Normal

On the 495th day before Kristin Cavallari's debut lifestyle book Balancing on Heels drops, she's discovering what her audience loves about her. Explaining to the hosts of Good Morning America why people appreciated it when she posted her husband Jay Cutler's harried texts on Instagram, Kristin said, "It's refreshing… » 1/30/15 5:03pm Friday 5:03pm

Everyone Has to Sleep on a Boat at Johnny Depp's Spooky Island Wedding

Johnny Depp, who is not well, will marry his 28-year-old sweetheart Amber Heard next weekend in the Bahamas, according to Page Six. If you are one of the 50 guests invited to this event, beware: "accommodations are so sparse" that you will be sleeping on a boat. » 1/30/15 9:35am Friday 9:35am

Teresa Giudice Is "Getting In the Best Shape of Her Life" In Jail

When she is not getting her makeup done by mystery persons at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, inmate Teresa Giudice is getting into the best shape of her life. An "insider" tells Us Weekly: "Every night she hits the gym and has been asking friends to send her workout videos." » 1/30/15 12:43am Friday 12:43am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 4: Who Is Kristin's Best Bitch?

Four hundred and ninety-six days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and today she points us to a mystery. Might she explain this mystery in her book? Hard to say, but here it is: If Kristin had to pick one person as her best friend, who would she pick? » 1/29/15 6:20pm Thursday 6:20pm

Marshmallow Tycoon: It's "Frustrating" to Be the Uncle of a Prince

James Middleton, brother to Kate Middleton, brother-in-law to Prince William, and uncle to holy terror Prince George, has not had an easy go of it, according to James Middleton. In a new interview with an iPad app, James says that being the younger brother of a duchess "does get frustrating." » 1/29/15 1:57pm Thursday 1:57pm

Justin Bieber Apologizes to World for Being a Dumb Baby

Last night, after making a perfectly adequate appearance on Ellen, Justin Bieber posted a video on some impenetrable new app apologizing to fans for being "conceited" and "arrogant" for the last 12 to 18 months of his life. "I just want to be kind, and loving, and gentle, and soft," he says. Justin Bieber, please calm… » 1/29/15 9:53am Thursday 9:53am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 3: She Can Look Skinny, Doesn't Like That Look

Today, Kristin is distracted from writing her debut book Balancing on Heels—due out in 497 days—by her own (low) weight. She tells E! News, "I can look really skinny and I don't like that look. So, yes, I'm drinking protein shakes, I'm trying to put on muscle and I'm lifting very heavy weight right now." » 1/28/15 4:45pm Wednesday 4:45pm

Lauren Conrad Is a Goddamn Liar (Just My Opinion) 

Lauren Conrad may seem like a harmless pile of jewel-toned tank tops layered, one on top of the other, into the shape of a great gal who just wants to live her dream of designing bold statement necklaces and reasonably-priced headbands for Kohl's®, but please sit down and calmly listen to what I am about to tell you:… » 1/28/15 4:22pm Wednesday 4:22pm

Is Everything Okay With You Justin Bieber, My Darling Boy?

Above is a photo of Justin Bieber taken yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. Justin, is the music too loud for you, my sweet baby? Is the sun in your eyes? Are those your special blue pillows you take everywhere in case you need a break from a world spinning much too fast beneath your feet? » 1/28/15 8:58am Wednesday 8:58am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 2: She Ate Everything but the Sour Cream

Flaubert once noted that "the art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe." This couldn't be more true for Kristin Cavallari, who is discovering through writing that she believes in carbs, but only some carbs—not the white ones. On the 498th day before her game-changing tip book Balancing on Heels drops,… » 1/27/15 5:32pm Tuesday 5:32pm

The Worst Sorority Rush Videos: A Guide to Colleges' Most Cringeworthy

Sorority rush is currently in full swing at many of our nation's top institutions of higher learning, and that means that a lot of young ladies' mothers and fathers have, perhaps unwittingly, paid for the production of extravagant videos to make their daughter's sorority look the best. Lucky for us, they're all on… » 1/27/15 11:50am Tuesday 11:50am

Judge Feels That Chris Brown's Tour Doesn't Count as Community Service

It's an exciting time in the charity scene right now—both Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown are scrambling to finish hundreds of community service hours in order to avoid jail time and pursue their chosen endeavors. Chris announced last night that he's been forced to postpone his tour until he completes 100 hours. » 1/27/15 10:35am Tuesday 10:35am

Kim Kardashian Says Bruce Jenner Is On a "Journey" 

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight that will air this evening, Kim Kardashian suggested that her stepfather Bruce Jenner is on some kind of "journey," but she insisted that "that's his journey to talk about." She also said he's the happiest she's ever seen him. » 1/27/15 8:55am Tuesday 8:55am

Send Us Your Mom's Texts and Emails About the Blizzard 

Have you gone to the store yet? You're working from home, right? Do you have extra batteries even though you do not own any battery-powered devices? Well, Jesus, get on it, because the "crippling," "historic," big-ass blizzard of 2015 is coming fast and furious and your mother is only concerned because she loves you. » 1/26/15 3:38pm 1/26/15 3:38pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 1: What the Fuck, Babe?

Kristin Cavallari's first book, Balancing on Heels, drops in approximately 500 days. Starting today, we will begin marking the days on our calendar, which is a special two-year calendar, so don't worry, it has enough days. We will also mark the days here on Defamer, every day, for the next 500 days. What's happening… » 1/26/15 2:27pm 1/26/15 2:27pm