500 Days of Kristin, Day 35: Kristin Spotted at SqueezeOC Launch Party

Over the last ten years, Kristin Cavallari has graced legendary red carpets: the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Awards, the launch of T-Mobile's Sidekick II, and even the 2006 Los Angeles premiere of MTV's Yo Momma, hosted by Wilmer Valderramma. But on which red carpet did she first balance her heels? » 3/01/15 2:38pm Sunday 2:38pm

Ryan Phillippe Talking All Kind of Nonsense and I Love It

Weee-oooo weee-oooo ALERT: Elle published the best interview I have ever read in my entire life today. The subject? Actor, ex-husband of Reese Witherspoon, and self-proclaimed polymath Ryan Phillippe. Of the first three sentences he speaks, one is this: "And now, I'm really involved in helping to liberate a small… » 2/27/15 4:44pm Friday 4:44pm

I Stand With This Dallas Bride Who Just Wants the Right Goddamn Doilies 

This morning, a tipster sent us a local Dallas news story about a bride who is upset that her wedding invitations were delivered with the wrong kind of doilies. The tipster suggested that Gawker "make fun" of this bride, who was so distressed by the mixup that she turned to her local ABC affiliate to air her… » 2/27/15 1:29pm Friday 1:29pm

Scarlett Johansson: John Travolta Isn't "Strange" or "Creepy" LOL LOL OK

Scarlett Johansson, who played an extraterrestrial in Under the Skin but is almost certainly a human being in real life, says John Travolta did not creep her out at the Oscars. People might think that she looks uncomfortable in the photo above, but people are wrong. » 2/27/15 9:20am Friday 9:20am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 32: Emerald Duv Customer Service Department

In addition to working tirelessly on her forthcoming teen vampire novel Balancing on Heels, Kristin Cavallari designs mid-priced jewelry that retails online. This fact was recently brought to our attention by Kristin, who posted a photo of said jewelry on her Instagram account along with the name of her line: Emerald… » 2/26/15 3:28pm Thursday 3:28pm

God Bless This Great Nation: Four More Years of the Kardashians

There comes a time in every great democracy for the people to decide its leaders. Yesterday, America's citizens stood arm-in-arm, mouths open to the heavens, and released their cry: Kardashian. Page Six reports that the reality TV family has signed a $100 million deal to be on the air for four more years. » 2/26/15 9:05am Thursday 9:05am

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Her Performances Count as Community Service  

Fearing jail time for not completing her court-ordered community service, Lindsay Lohan has allegedly tried to count greeting fans and letting young people follow her around toward the total 240 hours she owes. Today, TMZ reports that Lindsay has also tried to count performing onstage as service to her community. » 2/25/15 9:04am Wednesday 9:04am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 30: Kristin Thinks of Kamryn

It is Tuesday, February 24, 2015, and inspiration has struck Kristin Cavallari like a lightning bolt. In a post on Instagram titled "Oscar INSPO," Kristin reveals that one thing made her think of another thing. Lucky for her and us, she wrote it down, and now that thought is preserved forever, a pillbug in amber. » 2/24/15 5:07pm 2/24/15 5:07pm

Here's How Much It Costs to Look as Beautiful as Kim Kardashian 

What idle thought pinged across your baby brain last night, just before you drifted off to sleep? Was it "I wish I were as beautiful as Kim Kardashian, and I wonder how much it would cost to make that wish come true?" If the answer is yes, you're in luck re: the finding out the cost part. » 2/24/15 12:50pm 2/24/15 12:50pm

Giuliana Rancic Says Zendaya's Hair Must Smell Like Oils and "Weed" 

Though its iconic doyenne Joan Rivers now critiques celebrities' outfits from heaven, E!'s Fashion Police lives on, giving clanking wind chime Giuliana Rancic an outlet to say dumb, racist things on television. Last night, Giuliana criticized 18-year-old Disney actress Zendaya for wearing her hair in dreadlocks to the… » 2/24/15 10:10am 2/24/15 10:10am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 29: Kristin Knows Where Shrimp Is Coming From

There are 471 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut and likely final book Balancing on Heels drops, and today Kristin has transcribed for us us yet another seemingly random sequence of 1s and 0s that, when taken as a whole, constitute her unfathomable moral code: Kristin only eats shrimp if she knows where the shrimp… » 2/23/15 6:30pm 2/23/15 6:30pm

What Body Modifications Do You Regret? 

Hard to believe it, but it's true: movie star Cameron Diaz has been married to Joel Madden's brother Benji Madden for almost two months. Time will tell if these two crazy kids are meant to live and love together for the rest of their natural lives, but Benji's confident—he has forever altered his chest with the… » 2/23/15 2:58pm 2/23/15 2:58pm